Wang Chung

Well, the term "boring" fits this song like a glove. 5/10

Erm...the beat was decent and relatively catchy, but that black guy sounded like he had a really pissed off woodland creature stuck in his throat. 7/10

I suppose. You can't spell bestiality without "best", after all.

When choosing between Edward and Jacob, isn't Bella technically choosing between necrophilia and bestiality? Discuss.

These words wandered into my head today, and while they're perfectly benign, sound so dirty to me. Cuchillo, peluche, and punto. Add any you think of, if you are motivated.

My friend and I invented this one while participating in a show called Revenge of the Space Pandas. Weirdness was to be expected during a play like that. "Oh, banunkle," ...

How DARE you! This was a gorgeous literary poem filled with power, simplicity, and truth, and you defile it by snatching it away from its rightful home and sticking it ...

Here are a couple that have served me well. (by which I mean a hard slap in the face) Are you a farmhouse? 'Cause I wanna put my cock in ...

Crap, it's cold. THE END